Let me first direct you to my lovely friend Fred, who you should by this point have registered with so you’ll get his sweet ass news letter. Now then, on to business.
Please, if you will turn your eyes to “Subject A” I will begin. Recently I have been on a fashion kick. Perhaps some of you might say I’ve been bit by the fashion bug. Well, whatever you think I have started to serach around for then new “In” things for this Spring season. Originally I was looking for laces that would match well with my last season Alifes, but found a blog instead called Anatomy. Written by a twenty year old college kid in the Carolinas he exhibits the style that I enjoy and had some very interesting comments to make about things that are “played out.”
Now I understand that these things, ( i.e. wayfarers, plaid button downs, etc.) are believed to be played out in his neck of the woods, but I have spent a week or so (actively) looking at the styles of this college and have realized that I am seeing things that really bother me. Believe me, I’m not a fashion judge, but I know what goes good and what is played out. I know what hipster versus punk looks like. I’ve seen that shit. So with that said if you don’t like my analysis then shit, tell me. I’ll be sure to address your problems in a likely manner, ( Probably close my eyes and hum loudly ). As you can see I’ve labeled each of the offending articles and will start in order.

Subject A
Nike Dunks. The year was 1985 and Nike geared up serveral college basketball teams with their signature shoe. The Dunk. Nike saw this shit trend out and went to great lengths to make the sneaker look like it has been stuck in a box for twenty years. They are head turners. They are collectors items. You see alot of shoes that cause riots? Google it. (Dunk pigeons) Now don’t get me wrong, I love these sneakers. Hightop, pointed toe, clean lines, variety of colors. This shit screams my name when it comes to purchasing sneakers. Nike even went so far as to make a special line for skaters. (Nike SB Dunks)
Nike releases several new Dunks per season, each unique and ready to be snatched up by collectors like candy corn at a homeless festival, its insane. This is why my heart sunk when I started to notice that these sneakers, loved and adored as I feel about them, are so played out here that it makes me sick. (I said HERE) Skinny jeans, bandanas, throw in a piercing and a deep voice and top it of with the innocent Dunks and you’ve got almost 70% of the male population at this college. There is a possibility that I closed my eyes and hit some numbers when I made up that percent, but it gets the point across that there is a large percent of boys here at college who have taken the vigin Nike Dunk and defiled it with their hipster cooties. (Yep, I went there.)
I’m not saying that you can’t wear Nike Dunks. If I didn’t rep Creative Recs and Alife as much as I do I would wear them. Shit, I wear Filas when I want to walk on air and we both know how played they are. (WANGSTERS.) What I am saying is that when seven of you have the same sneakers, same pants, same F’in bandana I think it might be time to change your style. Oh, did I forget the same plaid cut off vest/tshirt/thing? I think I did. You need at least one of those to be in this club, sorry Chris Brown the Ike Turner club is still accepting applications.
I am a firm believe that looking good makes people react to you a certain way. I am also a believer that INDIVIDUALITY builds character. However, as much as I say I am unique I know that someone is wearing my clothes somewhere, but at least I am trying to buy and wear clothes and accessories that are less in the spot light of the community. Sorry Nike Dunks, if there were laws against abusing you I would be all about calling in some annonimous tips.

Subject B
First, let me start of with ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? Sorry, I was just a little taken back that when I searched for Bandanas to use as Subject B I didn’t even have to look far to find exactly what is the new trend to throw into the mix here. Don’t know what I’m talking about. Oh let me show you. (See Article I)

Article I
Do you see it? I do. Its right there in bright red. The only think missing is a little chat bubble that says Anarchy. Sweet Jesus. Does anyone remember this man? (See Article II) Or these people? (See Articles III and IV)

Article II

Article IV

Article III
I understand if these are not the people you associate with wearing a bandana on your head. I understand if you wear it to hold your hair back because of sports or other activities that might involve hiding your face or something of the sort. I am not saying that you are part of this hipster group. I am simply stating that the people I have seen from this college, without approaching them are not any of these three people. I know what these three groups look like. I’ve seen them, cept tupac but we’re not getting into this right now. I like to think that if we were to take three of the several people I have seen rocking this style and threw them into Harlem or even Brooklyn, that they’d get stomped-the-fuck-out cause they are not gang affiliated. You are not a ganster, or gangsta for those of you who would rather I use that term. I understand that the “urban” look is something that is becoming more trendy. This isn’t lost to me, but some things you just stay away from. “Flags” on your head whether you know it or not are still flags. Rock, punk, or country that shit stays the same no matter what.
Time to eat, to be continued till later.